• The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
  
• Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
  
• They say kids brighten the home - that's because they never turn the lights off.
  
• If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that
  • electricians can be delighted,
  • musicians denoted,
  • cowboys deranged,
  • models deposed,
  • and dry cleaners depressed?
  • Laundry workers could decrease, eventually becoming depressed and depleted!
  • Even more, bedmakers will be debunked,
  • baseball players will be debased,
  • bulldozer operators will be degraded,
  • organ donors will be delivered,
  • software engineers will be detested,
  • the BVD company will be debriefed,
  • and even musical composers will eventually decompose.
    
  • On a more positive note, though, perhaps we can hope politicians will be devoted.
    
• Who says nothing is impossible - I've been doing nothing for years.
  
• "I have just learned that we do have the film of the astronauts' breakfast, which should be coming up shortly." - Frank McGee of NBC News during the course of a Gemini space flight.